Thursday, February 27, 2020

Feast Your Eyes

Ok, not our typical nom-tent here, but in between meals, life requires other kinds of sustenance. Colorful birds do it for me. Choco toucans, Andean cock-of-the-rock, female and male red-headed barbet. The female appears to be getting her nom on. Cheers.

Monday, February 17, 2020

Chota Trail 2020

  
Hey Nommers, this is a race recap. So here comes the running part. But there is some food at the end. Enjoy. P.S. That's the race course across the lake! 


My legs have seen some things. They are written all over. It looks like I got chicken pox and also was used as a scratching post. It's a mix of something like black fly bites and many, many thorn scratches. And I feel proud of every one. 

Yesterday, I ran the Chota Trail race. Specifically, the shortest of the three distances offered, about eight miles. It was plenty. Here's how it went down:

9:00 PM, I head to bed after some Spanish practice with the proprietor of our lodging, Yahuarcocha Bungalows. I set the alarm for 5:15 AM. 12:30 AM, I am woken by Tyler and Matt, whose are up because their race, the longest at 34 miles, starts at 2:00 AM. 6:44 AM, I wake up and look at my watch. My race starts in sixteen minutes. I yell. Shorts, shirt, contacts, bathroom, socks, shoes, backpack. I run out the door. It is 6:58. It is a little over a mile to the start. I arrive around 7:07. Everyone is gone. A race official looks at me bewildered, quickly asks someone to guide me through the town streets to where the trail starts. 7:08 I cross the start line, barely having stopped since I stepped out of the Bungalow. "Les cogere," I tell my guide breathlessly. "I will catch them." I hit the trail within a minute or so, and immediately I see the consequence of my tardiness. The trail is a single-track, with high grass and brush on both sides. Every single runner is ahead of me, and I will have to pass most of them. Time to get to work. Passing whenever possible. Tramping through the brush to get around. I am gaining. It gets steep and the bushes close in. I am stuck, stopped dead in my tracks behind other competitors. I resign myself to the situation until it opens up again. Then more passing. The trail is so steep people are slipping backwards. My trekking poles help. We rise above the lake and farms below. I steal glances at the view. The trail winds past some precipitous drops. At those points I am happy to go slower. Another steep climb. I am catching up. I know because I am passing fewer and fewer people. We scoot under a barbed wire fence with red race flagging showing the way. I run within feet of a cow. Two ducks waddle out of my way. I wave to the farmer at her morning chores. We are about two thousand feet above the lake. Quite a view. A man in front of me cuts a switchback and gains ground. I vow to beat him. We are almost at the top now, and my competitors are much more spread out. For the first time, I find I am not catching up. I have found my place in the race. We hit the top and the trail is wide. I can run. A brief stop at the aid station for a cup of water. The poles go away in to my backpack. It's all downhill from here. The trail, single track again, follows a small canal across the slope. I hit the pace hard. There's a smile on my face. This is FUN! I pass a few more guys. One of them has music coming out of his backpack. Nice. I drink my Gatorade between breaths. First calories of the day. I know I need something if I am to finish strong. A sharp left turn with red flagging. I leave the canal and immediately begin a very steep descent. The trail could be better described as a rut in the grassy, brushy hillside. Full of sandy dirt and a the occasional trip-hazard rock. My quads feel like they could give up at any moment, but they don't. I am passing more runners, even as I grunt with every pounding step. A competitor in front of me reaches to stabilize himself and hits a thorn. I dance around him, and take a mental note about using my hands carefully. The worst section, the rut cuts waist deep in to the hillside. Finally I hit the bottom. I am on a dirt road, the finish is near. My legs feel like they have forgotten how to run after that pounding. I have to pass through two more sets of cows on the road, and then I'm in town. Legs still stumbling on the streets. Left. Right. Left. Finish! 

Time: 2hr 6min       Place: 20        Runners passed: ~110

It felt so good to be done. A hard effort can put a shine on things. Thankfully, they had food right in the finish area. I had: watermelon, orange slices, strawberry banana smoothie, cheese empanada (x2), cevichochos (beans, tomato, onion, lime), beer (x2), and later salchipapas (fried hot dog and fried potatoes), and another beer. I waited for the 55k to finish. After the awards, we shared our stories in the Bungalow over beer #3. 


I was going to stay and paraglide the next day, but the weather forecast was not great, so we all piled in to our driver's car. Which broke down. So we replaced the battery. Which took a long time because it was the wrong size and had to be secured with zip ties. We made it a fair ways after that. Then we broke down again. Luckily, we got an Uber for the last half hour of the journey. And, after considerable trepidation, we ate pizza and went to bed. That pizza was good.

Sunday, February 9, 2020

Nom-aste

"The sky is the daily bread of the eyes." Now, when it comes to Concord Transcendence, I'm partial to my man HDT—we have the same middle name and all—but I have got to agree with Ralph Waldo Emers on this one. Your mouth isn't the only the only thing with needs to feed. I drank in quite an eyeful on this one. Also, soup, chicken and rice afterwards. They know what they're doing up at the Cotopaxi refugio. 

Sunday, February 2, 2020

Mangohemian Rhapsody



Cheap ripoff for a mediocre pun? Yes. But Freddie Mercury happened to be from the island of Zanzibar, where you can also find some pretty darn good mangoes. This one in Quito was right up there. Sweet. Buttery. Fun. As only a mango can be.

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Maracuyá = Passión


If you're lucky enough to have seen the Italian documentary Lampedusa, you know about the importance of passión. Every time I think of passionfruit (aka maracuyá), I think of the boy in the movie. As he explains what goes in to building and mastering a slingshot, he reveals the most important element: passion. That's what nom is all about. 

Passionfruit may look like you cracked open an alien and found a pile of slimy orange frog eggs, but the instant that slurpy goodness hits your tongue, and zaps you out of you troglodytic semi-consciousness, you become aware. Aware that this fruit is electric. Aware that your world is humming with an electric tang. As you crunch through the thin seeds, the thin glass keeping you from feeling your live presence in this sea of electrons shatters. That is passión.

Nom on. 

Monday, January 20, 2020

Suck on this...MANGO!

Us Nommers know a rough day can suck the life right out of you. Luckily, Saturday was not that kind of day. It was the kind where we sunk our teeth in and did a little life sucking of our own!

See, I didn't know it, but there's a kind of mango here that isn't meant to be eaten with a knife and fork. Mangos de chupar (translation: sucking mangoes) are not supposed to be daintily sliced and served with a frilly toothpick. They are supposed to feasted like a savage! My kind of fruit. I was there trying to cut this thing up like a chump when Cindy stepped up to show me how it's done: bite off the end and squeeze baby, squeeze! Drink that sweet tangy nectar and smile big. 

Nom on.

Sunday, January 19, 2020

Running on Nom is Back Baby!

WELCOME to the parody fan blog of legend, founded in the days of yore, resurrected from the purgatory of forgotten memory. Running on Nom is inspired by the inspirational running/yoga/peace and fulfillment guru Julia Hanlon, and her blog, Running on Ohm. If you want real quality, go there. Here we kick back and dive in to the delicious, sometimes greasy underbelly of the athletic lifestyle. And maybe wax poetic as the juice of life runs down our chins. At running on Nom, we believe the only thing better than a day in the mountains is the mountain of mangoes/tacos/oreos/ or donut holes that fueled it. Citius, Altius, pick up that Forkius!